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Episode cast
- Vic Reeves - Marty
- Bob Mortimer - Jeff
- Tom Baker - Prof. Wyvern
- Emilia Fox - Jeannie
- Paul Rhys - Douglas Milton
- Arabella Weir - Judith Milton
- Alexis Denisof - Richard Shelley
- Simon Day - Swift
- Tim Wallers - Lacey
- Charlie Higson - Bulstrode
- Simon Pegg - Justin Pope
- Nabil Sawalha - Arab General
- Angeline Ball - Annabell
- Joanna Kanska - Magda
- Guy Pratt - Browning
- Rhys Thomas - First Hammer Of God
- Tony Way - Second Hammer Of God
- Freddie Stuart - Cab Driver
- Anthony Psaila - First Arab
- Fawaz Istwani - Second Arab
- Daniel Wellon - Security Guard
Episode Crew
Produced By
- Analisa Barreto - Associate Producer
- Liz Bunton - Line Producer
- Charlie Higson - Producer
- Simon Wright - Executive Producer
Production Design
- Grenville Horner
Costume Design
- June Nevin
Second Unit Director Or Assistant Director
- Janine Law - Third Assistant Director
- Trevor Puckle - Second Assistant Director
- Ken Shane - First Assistant Director
Art Department
- Madelaine Leech - Art Director: On-Camera
- Ian Tully - Production Buyer
- Christopher Wyatt - Art Department Assistant
Sound Department
- Colin Chapman - Supervising Sound Editor
- Joe Gallagher - Dialogue Editor
Camera And Electrical Department
- Iain Struthers - Clapper Loader
- Ben Wilson - First Assistant Camera
Costume And Wardrobe Department
- Pookie Russell - Costume Assistant
Editorial Department
- Ronan Hyder - Assistant Editor
Music Department
- Steve Parr - Music Mixer/Recordist
Other Crew
- Kas Braganza - Location Manager